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Hello viewers! Our team of authors and admin have counted gathered the results from our poll "what sport should we post instructions of?" The meter roll won the poll with 10 votes!

Instructions for the Meter Roll

 

The Meter Roll is a sport that tests balance and speed.

 

 

Supplies needed

-a box(not too high or a textbook or a binder (does not matter)

-a meter stick

-the squishy athlete/ any small cylinder you can find

 

 

Setting Up

1. Place the box, textbook, or binder down

2. Put the meter stick down (like a slide)

3. Balance your athelete on the metersick (at the highest point of the meter stick) 

4.Let the athelete go and let it roll down 

5. Mark where it falls off

 

This is how you play the Meter Roll!

 

Enjoy!

  

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Brad

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D.O. Fire (dude of)

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Mutilation Cases

Buried: N/A  Place: Classroom 213  Name: Project X   Killer: Alyand (name is coded) Date: 1/14/15

Buried: N/A  Place: Science Lab  Name: Zerg  Killer: Elon (name is coded) Date: 4/13/15

Bad List

Name: Alanyd (name is coded)/ Reason banned: Squishy mutilation/ End of ban: 5/11/15

Name: Elon (name is coded)/ Reason banned:  Squishy mutilation/ End of ban: 4/18/15

Name: Enahn "Otaotp" (name is coded)/ Reason banned:  Squishy kidnapping of Fred / End of ban: 6/2/15              (Fred rescued by General of the S.S.F. ( Secret Squishy Forces) Bob    

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Squishies pray to their gods like we pray to ours. I will soon post 2 charts about their major gods minor gods and spirits.

Many of you have probably been wondering ....WHAT IS A SQUISHY? Well a squishy is basically a colored foam cylinder. All squishy's have different attributes or powers like a nature squishy or a ender squishy(teleporting squishy) Squishies also have a government and a army (led by the general Bob) So anyways that is what a squishy is. I will go more in depth in other posts  

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